Friday, 12 July 2013

Class is something that is learnt, grab a cocktail bitches, I'm your teacher.

Seriously? Have you ever seen such a casual yet totally chic look? Any girl can pull this off, whether your jeans are JBrand or Primark, this is such a casual look that even the most repulsive of people can look fabulous. Shall we break it down?

We can start with my most loved item, the blazer. The cool colour tones down the block colour jeans and brings a mature look to the outfit. The cut is perfect, not too high and not to baggy to make her look like a homeless. The cut-off sleeves make her arms look longer but are also protecting her from looking like a cheap hooker. Short cut blazers. NO. Just no girls. We are classy not trashy.

The Shoes, Ahh now although I am a massive fan of heels and I wear them every day, even for a walk to the local shop to top up on Soya. These heels are very casual and bring length to her legs. The only question I have is, would they not look better on me? I'm kidding of course (no actually I want them shoes). The short trousers - heels combo is perfect and one I used in everyday settings. Who says that I don't do casual!

The hair is perfect, I'm all for long hair girls but if you want to look like the next Audrey the tie it back! No-one wants a mouth full of your hair as the wind blows your skirt up Marilyn Style.

Classy Girl: Lesson One.

Please refer to your text book. Today we will be focusing on our summer reading of Audrey Hepburn. For beginners in Class and Sophistication  (so·phis·ti·cate -
the process or result of change from the natural or simple to the knowledgeable or cultured; worldliness) Queen Audrey invented Chic/Classy. No not Chic like Mary-Kate Olsen, that girl needs a hair brush and a bath, but the Chic that has been bred from good money and pure bloods. Audrey never let anyone tell her what to do, throwing a Hissy fit was beneath her, but getting her own way wasn't. The lady wore clothes she felt comfortable in, not exposing masses of skin but kept it simple, adorning black often.

So girls, What I am trying to teach you is, this summer, keep your boobs hidden behind a Silk Cami and put your ratty beach hair in a perfect bun (as shown above) Keep things unique like Audrey, if you like floral, wear a floral shirt with a plain blazer. If you prefer dresses, there is nothing wrong with a thin blazer and a summer dress. Just remember, dress as though you were about to bump into Prince William. Would you want to look like Kate Moss (As hot mess) Or Kate Middleton (A Princess In Prada)

~ Harper Finn



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