Breasts Bikinis and Martinis. When the sun started to push through the thick layer of fog in London this morning, I decided that it was time to start writing about summer. So far my hits have been about fashion, I suppose you don't really want to hear about my boring life as an ex-socialite or Office worker. I don't see why not, my life is full of excitement, today I broke my Jimmy Choo's (SHOCKER) in the middle of the office.
So enough about my poor babies, more about summer. I will start with the confusion on Swim Wear.
- Firstly, swimsuits are safe. Girls do not understand the comfort of a well fitting, chest enhancing suit. I always gaze in awe at the women who look like a special K advert in them. Stunning. HOWEVER... If you are going to wear a suit that has strange animal print, give it a miss. I despise animal print and feel it just makes you look like a cougar (If you are a cougar, go for it mama! ). Stick to the summer colours, coral, peach, teal, navy. Also the cute patterns, navy with white polka dots and a lace trim around the bust is my favourite type, screams pin up girl. Black and Navy suits are totally slimming for you girls who didn't drop those last few pounds before you works pool party. Cut outs in the suit are totally 21st century, however make sure that little bits of skin are not hanging over the side, I am saying this for your own safety girls!!
- Secondly, Bikinis. I see so many girls go wrong with this. Let me get this straight okay? If you have big boobs, wear a bikini top that has no padding but has under wire, make sure it is a natural colour with a subtle pattern for ultimate Chicness. For you smaller busted babes, go for sometime with tassels, something with a little boost for those who are (unfortunately) ashamed of their breasts. Bright colours and prints will draw attention to the bikini and not to your shape. Please remember that no matter what bikini, if it is tacky or hideous, your boobs will not cover this up. For any questions about your summer bikini do not hesitate to comment on this post, sending a link to the bikini will help this guru judge your choice and save you from possible social suicide.
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