Rule 2: 

If you want to stand out, please do not dye your hair multi-coloured, pierce your face or tattoo the Chanel out of your skin. Instead be a Lady. There are so few in this world, we need to bring back Sophistication, Modesty and Manners. Only a Lady who can fight with words not fists, who is above gossip and lies and who knows her Louboutins from her knock off red painted soles.

Class is something that is learnt, grab a cocktail bitches, I'm your teacher.

Seriously? Have you ever seen such a casual yet totally chic look? Any girl can pull this off, whether your jeans are JBrand or Primark, this is such a casual look that even the most repulsive of people can look fabulous. Shall we break it down?

We can start with my most loved item, the blazer. The cool colour tones down the block colour jeans and brings a mature look to the outfit. The cut is perfect, not too high and not to baggy to make her look like a homeless. The cut-off sleeves make her arms look longer but are also protecting her from looking like a cheap hooker. Short cut blazers. NO. Just no girls. We are classy not trashy.

The Shoes, Ahh now although I am a massive fan of heels and I wear them every day, even for a walk to the local shop to top up on Soya. These heels are very casual and bring length to her legs. The only question I have is, would they not look better on me? I'm kidding of course (no actually I want them shoes). The short trousers - heels combo is perfect and one I used in everyday settings. Who says that I don't do casual!

The hair is perfect, I'm all for long hair girls but if you want to look like the next Audrey the tie it back! No-one wants a mouth full of your hair as the wind blows your skirt up Marilyn Style.

Classy Girl: Lesson One.

Please refer to your text book. Today we will be focusing on our summer reading of Audrey Hepburn. For beginners in Class and Sophistication  (so·phis·ti·cate -
the process or result of change from the natural or simple to the knowledgeable or cultured; worldliness) Queen Audrey invented Chic/Classy. No not Chic like Mary-Kate Olsen, that girl needs a hair brush and a bath, but the Chic that has been bred from good money and pure bloods. Audrey never let anyone tell her what to do, throwing a Hissy fit was beneath her, but getting her own way wasn't. The lady wore clothes she felt comfortable in, not exposing masses of skin but kept it simple, adorning black often.

So girls, What I am trying to teach you is, this summer, keep your boobs hidden behind a Silk Cami and put your ratty beach hair in a perfect bun (as shown above) Keep things unique like Audrey, if you like floral, wear a floral shirt with a plain blazer. If you prefer dresses, there is nothing wrong with a thin blazer and a summer dress. Just remember, dress as though you were about to bump into Prince William. Would you want to look like Kate Moss (As hot mess) Or Kate Middleton (A Princess In Prada)

~ Harper Finn

Breasts Bikinis and Martinis

Breasts Bikinis and Martinis.

When the sun started to push through the thick layer of fog in London this morning, I decided that it was time to start writing about summer. So far my hits have been about fashion, I suppose you don't really want to hear about my boring life as an ex-socialite or Office worker. I don't see why not, my life is full of excitement, today I broke my Jimmy Choo's (SHOCKER) in the middle of the office.

So enough about my poor babies, more about summer. I will start with the confusion on Swim Wear.
- Firstly, swimsuits are safe. Girls do not understand the comfort of a well fitting, chest enhancing suit. I always gaze in awe at the women who look like a special K advert in them. Stunning.  HOWEVER... If you are going to wear a suit that has strange animal print, give it a miss. I despise animal print and feel it just makes you look like a cougar (If you are a cougar, go for it mama! ). Stick to the summer colours, coral, peach, teal, navy. Also the cute patterns, navy with white polka dots and a lace trim around the bust is my favourite type, screams pin up girl. Black and Navy suits are totally slimming for you girls who didn't drop those last few pounds before you works pool party.  Cut outs in the suit are totally 21st century, however make sure that little bits of skin are not hanging over the side, I am saying this for your own safety girls!!

- Secondly, Bikinis. I see so many girls go wrong with this. Let me get this straight okay? If you have big boobs, wear a bikini top that has no padding but has under wire, make sure it is a natural colour with a subtle pattern for ultimate Chicness. For you smaller busted babes, go for sometime with tassels, something with a little boost for those who are (unfortunately) ashamed of their breasts. Bright colours and prints will draw attention to the bikini and not to your shape. Please remember that no matter what bikini, if it is tacky or hideous, your boobs will not cover this up. For any questions about your summer bikini do not hesitate to comment on this post, sending a link to the bikini will help this guru judge your choice and save you from possible social suicide.

Stay Classy ~ Harper Finn

Sweet Dreams and Fresh Faced Skinn

Before Bed Cleanse.

So right now I'm sat looking through all the beautiful pictures of people that my two scouts have found. Some hideous outfits, hair style and down right tragic girls and some stunning princess's. So as my oatmeal face mask is setting into my skin and the foot spa is blowing the last of the peppermint bubbles, I thought I would share a few tips to you girls about my fabulous skin. 

First and foremost, TAKE YOUR MAKE-UP OFF BEFORE BED. I can not stress this enough. Clogged pores are the poor people skin of the 21st century. Secondly make sure that you rub a fresh toner over your skin to tighten the pores before bed, this means no rubbing and oil can clog and build up imperfections. 

Drink water, not just one glass but two. Ice cold and chug chug chug beauties. This will help wash down those mistakes in your all liquid raw vegan diet I pray to Kate Moss you are living. 

Finally, Use a non-oil/non-perfume based moisturizer to soak into the skin so when you wake you will be glowing.

Sweet Dreams, Little Harps.
HARPER FINN ~

Dream Woven Lace ~

So, I refuse to post pictures of Celebs or Runway models strutting their size 00 stuff. That is for bloggers who want attention and have no real sense of style.  

This girl here, she is a friend of my fashion scouter who struts the streets of England looking for hot stuff for me. However she recently found this gem on twitter and tells me she adores her style. She designs her own clothes and has amazing sense in shoes. Like really girl those are some sexy kicks. 

Lets Break This Down: 

- Lace top dress; totally adorable yet somehow screams mature business gal. 

- Middy brown belt; Belts are totally understated! This makes the whole outfit look more expensive 

- Those HEELS!  (Need I say more?) 

Overall, She looks classy yet casual. No skin hanging out or animal print slapped across disco pants! She has class.... Can you say the same? 

HarperFinn ~ x